I’ve recently decided to freeze myself to -273℃. My friends think I’ll die, but I’ll be 0K.
My friend had her daughters at a zoo when she heard, “Ma’am, there’s a lemur on your baby
SO we finished our test examina today. Not one of us finished their sugarpiece…but at least everything else got done c:
someone draw a human!eva unit 01
nOT WHAT I MEANT FUCK AKSHIT FUCK
Sext based adventures.
I’d be into it.
dungeons and dildos
someone do this with me
have a shitty comic of all my emotion
It’s a metaphor
When it comes to cooking, not everyone is at the same skill level
*gordon ramsay voice* what the fuck is this
Some people are concerning
this is why everyone should work a restaurant job at some point in their life